Romaine, Field Greens, Chicken, Wontons, Sesame Seeds, Carrots & Thai Peanut Dressing
Any horizontal barrier is a limbo tournament waiting to happen.
Tip: Jellyfish are NOT good with Peanut Butter. (You don't try that more than once.)
Coconuts are nature's combo meal-food, a drink and (if you bowl with it first) a toy.
The three "R's" have nothing on the three "S's:" Sand, Sun and Smoothies!
Why put a message in a bottle? If you're on a deserted island, you're already set.
Airbrushed t-shirts aren't a fashion statement, they're a way of life.
#1 guide to quality of life-pairs of sunglasses owned. Under 1/2-dozen? Hit the mall, then a beach.
Hammocks are terrible for working in. Which is why they're perfect.
Sunblock smells like the beach. Perfume smells like a department store. Advantage, sunblock!
No party is too fancy for tiki torches.
If it can't be played on a ukulele, it shouldn't be played at all.
SPF stands for Smoothie Prediction Factor. 15 should be your minimum in summer months.
The sunset will always be better than anything on TV. (Yes, even J.J. Abrams' shows.)
Next time at airport security, start a conga line. If your shoes are off, you may as well enjoy it.
Best thing about grass skirts? Picnicking without fear of grass stains.
If a wave crashes and nobody is around to hear it except for you, you picked the right beach.
Dueling Banjos is great, but Dueling Ukuleles wouldn't work. Ukuleles won't duel. They're pacifists.
If palm trees can't live there, neither should you. That's the only real estate advice you'll ever need.
It's impossible to wake up on the wrong side of the bed in a hammock.
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